why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
my liver is dry heaving
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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