nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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