Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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