It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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