My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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