I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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