How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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