....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Randomize
