hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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