I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
