Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Everclear isn't food dammit
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