We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
She made me pour olive oil on her.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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