Her vagina should come with caution tape.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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