Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I CAN MOONWALK!
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
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The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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