Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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