i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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