She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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