Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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