Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

I wish costco sold astroglide.

(248): View more from Michigan

i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

The brown eye won't let me do that either.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.

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(907): View more from Alaska

The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.

(907): View more from Alaska

Nevermind, it's not water.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys

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(808): View more from Hawaii

I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?

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(719): View more from Colorado

I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.

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