**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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