How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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