There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I want you more than these girls want KFC
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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