PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
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I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
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I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Of course I have a pirate flag
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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