I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
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I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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