I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Holy sore nipples Batman
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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