My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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