normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
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I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
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We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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