The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
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I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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