First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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