Your tits are I can't wait for
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
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Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Boobs are out for the taking
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
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Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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