i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
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The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
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Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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