drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
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Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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