FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Randomize
