Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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