and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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