You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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