so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
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Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
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My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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