If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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