You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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