I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Panties = found
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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