aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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