I CAN MOONWALK!
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
