Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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