At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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