This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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