I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
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Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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