i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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