omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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