That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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