Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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