Non-Jews are for practice
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
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Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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