piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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