Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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