i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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