HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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