do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
My vagina just clenched in fear
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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